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Healing with humour: Taking better care of ourselves =>;-))
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So Lord Caitanya is known as the one:
- hasya-kari & hasya-yuk ==> who laughs & jokes
- hasya-priya ==> who is fond of joking
- hasya-nagara ==> who is the hero of those expert in speaking joking words
- hasya-grami & hasya-kara ==> is expert at joking
- pushpa-hasa ==> whose smile & laugh are as charminng as flowers.
Lord Gauranga's smiling & laughing qualities ki...
ys Radhe Govinda dasa
P.S. One of the qualities of Srimati Radharani is that she is very expert
in the art of joking.
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Four Wives parable:
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Click on this link to see how really short life is.
http://www.sastradana.com/video/lifeisshort.wmv
sent in by Shyamasundar prabhu ACBSP
Angry mouths flip out at a Press Conference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym9hMtpk9d4
12 days of Xmas Indian style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it
to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher,
"When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
not in that order eh !!!
A pig goes into the telegraph office, fills out a "Send Telegraph" form and gives it to the telegraph operator.
The operator reads it and it says, "oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink".
The operator then tells the pig, "For the same price you can have nine words in your message. Would you like to add another 'oink?'"
The pig looks at the man in disbelief and replies, "But then it wouldn't make any sense!"
whoever put this sign there needs to keep off the "grass"
My wife recently forced me to join a bridge club.
apparently I am scheduled to jump off of one next week!
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
Did you ever wonder?
A telephone repairman was working late in a big office building and
became lost.
After a search of the rambling first floor to find an exit, he spotted
a woman at the end of a corridor.
"Excuse me, can you tell me how do I get outside?" he asked.
"Dial 9," she replied.
The greatest sound in golf is the Woosh, Woosh, Woosh,
of your opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Never mind - its pointless.
Sadar Singh always avoided funerals because he was not a mourning person
Click HERE to see another version in video clip
Mark Twain quotes
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.
Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
When angry count four; when very angry, swear.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
The ways of this material world - strange but true
found in Australia
More than an environmental issue
Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.
One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were found dead."
Urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take
a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " And
where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
REGALIA, n. Distinguishing insignia, jewels and costume of such ancient and honorable orders as Knights of Adam; Visionaries of Detectable Bosh; the Ancient Order of Modern Troglodytes; the League of Holy Humbug; the Golden Phalanx of Phalangers; the Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums; the Mystic Alliances of Georgeous Regalians; Knights and Ladies of the Yellow Dog; the Oriental Order of Sons of the West; the Blatherhood of Insufferable Stuff; Warriors of the Long Bow; Guardians of the Great Horn Spoon; the Band of Brutes; the Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters; the Sublime Legion of Flamboyant Conspicuants; Worshipers at the Electroplated Shrine; Shining Inaccessibles; Fee-Faw-Fummers of the inimitable Grip; Jannissaries of the Broad-Blown Peacock; Plumed Increscencies of the Magic Temple; the Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians; Associated Deities of the Butter Trade; the Garden of Galoots; the Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted; the Flashing Astonishers; Ladies of Horror; Cooperative Association for Breaking into the Spotlight; Dukes of Eden; Disciples Militant of the Hidden Faith; Knights-Champions of the Domestic Dog; the Holy Gregarians; the Resolute Optimists; the Ancient Sodality of Inhospitable Hogs; Associated Sovereigns of Mendacity; Dukes-Guardian of the Mystic Cess-Pool; the Society for Prevention of Prevalence; Kings of Drink; Polite Federation of Gents-Consequential; the Mysterious Order of the Undecipherable Scroll; Uniformed Rank of Lousy Cats; Monarchs of Worth and Hunger; Sons of the South Star; Prelates of the Tub-and-Sword.
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
.......more optical illusions and paradigm twists here:
Age is not a particularly interesting subject.
Anyone can get old.
All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx (he didn't send it in personally )
A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.
Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"
"Really!?" he said, "Have you tried mouthwash?"
RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
"What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims.
"Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it."
"Then why do you not become an atheist?"
"Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism."
"In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."
Devil's Dictionary, Ambrose Bierce
http://www.online-literature.com/bierce/devilsdictionary/
The man heard a knock at the door, and went to see who it was.
There stood a surveyor, who looked up and proclaimed,
"We just did a survey, and you are not in Maine. Your house is actually
in New Hampshire."
"Thank goodness, said the man. I don't think I could take another Maine winter."
Talking of elephants, in 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya
after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.*
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbemb was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
With his platoon at attention, the drill instructor yelled, "All right! All you dummies fall out!"
As the rest of the recruits walked away, one man remained at attention.
The drill instructor walked over until he was eye-ball to eye-ball
with the man, raising just a single eyebrow.
The recruit smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, Sir?"
and finally - The mule
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately
demanded an inspection of the place.
While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly
reared up and kicked the mother-in- law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket
and greeted folks as they walked by.
The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to
the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something.
Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake
his head, no and mumble a reply.
Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
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